Monday, November 26, 2007

How not to shop

"Hi"

"Hi, looking for something specific?"

"No. I'm looking for something for my girlfriend."

"Oh? Well...what would she like...?"

"I don't know"

"Umm, does she do any outdoor sports?"

"No. Not really."

"How about a jacket? We've got some nice winter coats."

"Yeah, that might work."

"What size would she be?"

"Don't know....hmm...about your size...but not as fat."

"Be sure to have her come in so I can help her pick out a present for you."

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